What kind of mistake does a ghost make? A boo-boo!.What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep!.What is a ghost’s favourite dessert? Boo-berries and I Scream!.What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? Necktarines!.What is a spook’s favourite ride? A roller-ghoster!.How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the ‘w’!.What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand witch!.Why do ghosts hate rain? It dampens their spirits.Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin? He felt rotten.What do ghosts turn on in summer? The scare-conditioner!.What do you get when you cross the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!.Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!.Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after his bones!.Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the roof? He didn’t have the guts.Which boats do vampires travel in? Blood vessels.What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!.Why did the ghost go to the sales? Because they were bargain haunters!.Did you hear about the untidy cemetery? You wouldn’t want to be caught dead in there!.How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern.What type of coffee does a vampire drink? De-coffin-ated!.What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom mates!.What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make? Snap, cackle and pop!.How do ghosts go from floor to floor? By scare-case!.What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument? A trombone.Where does the witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.How did the vampire race finish? Neck and neck!.What do you call a hairy monster in a river? A weir-wolf!.Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house? He was homesick.What day do ghosts do their howling? On Moan-day!.What do spooks with poor eyesight wear? Spook-tacles!.What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray!.On which day are ghosts most scary? Fright-day!.
Nothing like a ghoulish lunchtime giggle! But now that Halloween is coming up, I’m pulling it out again, to add a few jokes to JJ’s lunchbox. I originally collated this list for JJ’s Spooky Sixth birthday party. Do you know about my obsession with (awesomely funny) lame dad jokes? You know – the sort of jokes that make everyone laugh out loud, whilst simultaneously rolling their eyes? I love them! So I’ve gathered 48 of my favourite, kid-friendly, spooky jokes.
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